present participle. Totally un-Christmas-like. Um, make that un-Cialis-like.
Related terms: actual-boner-giving, non-boner-inducing, non-boner-ifying.
Real citation: "Mexicans eat turtle eggs because they believe that turtle eggs give them boners. Turtle eggs do not give them boners. Mexican environmentalists attempt to replace non-boner-giving turtle eggs with actual-boner-giving models. Environmentalists sell out long-term goals (stop the objectification of women) for short-term goal (stop the extinction of sea-turtles)."
(ACS, August 25, 2004, http://twistyfaster.typepad.com/i_blame_the_patriarchy/2005/08/huevos.html#comment-8840140)
Made-up citation: "'Boner-giving or non-boner-giving?' is the 'Paper or plastic?' of the pharmaceuticals industry."